The revolution will not be televised, along with a bunch of other stuff...

  Do Slovene - To preserve the Slovenian identity it is vital to be able to say things about foreigners in a sneaky way. So Slovenians do not like to teach Slovene (although they will take money for looking like they do). Slovenians hate immigrants who do not speak Slovene. Find out why Slovenians hate immigrants who try to speak Slovene even more.

Foreigners not doing Slovene means Slovenia's media can go on talking about itself, to a captive audience. Laws against non-Slovenianness ensure media do not fall into the hands of people who don't do Slovene. Find out why these bad laws do not apply to the Slovenians themselves.

As it is illegal to run a business in Slovenia and deal with clients if you cannot speak the language Slovenia has no plan to teach you to speak, the introverted villagers who have created this law reign supreme.

Are you a second-class resident excluded from Slovenia's so-called economy by language apartheid? Find out more and where you fit into the legal battle to equalise the basic human rights of speakers of other languages in Slovenia.

Legal drugs - Historically, legal drugs have been the crappiest, most dangerous ones, suited to mass ignorance and a physical addictiveness capitalism likes. TV and demagogues both rely on emotional triggers. Forgetfulness, short attention spans and shallow analysis suit shallow politics as well as TV schedules just fine. The only thing they might disagree on is longevity risk. Follow the legalisation of cannabis and psychedelics as a century of racist and corporate lies are peeled away.

Poetry - Visit the archives of NPOSIALPU. Covering Slovenian history from the National Poet's British breakout to Brexit, 2005-2018. Including tales of the bad bank, theo-oligarchic happenings, censorship, pollution, accommodation, architecture, Town Smell, mayors, music and much, much more...

 Rentasunder - Tips for tenants in Slovenia from an expert in Slovenian rental theory, as a structural concept in constructivist abstract Lacanian dyspraxic helplines.

Slovenia likes to keep its foreigners illegal and off balance by various bureaucratic manoeuvres. You will be told to drink and not worry. Foreigners will later regret accepting this easygoing-sounding veneer of humanity. Strategies with a focus on your accommodation nightmare.

The smell channel - our oldest channel explores the culture of a typical Slovenian Town Smell, with wider reference to the national zeitgeist.

The diagram channel - New to Slovenia? Everything will not be ok. Reduce time wasted and prevent expensive mistakes with these tips for newbies in an easily digestible pictorial format.

 Water - the water channel features the latest on drink spiking beyond Slovenian lands.

The Banking and antidepressant channel - gateway to discovering how the unquestioning middle classes will steal your money and produce deformed children.